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=Shep's claim=
=Shep's claim=
A big [[poopyhead]] who constantly beats [[Shep]] in [[RTS]]es.([[citation needed]])
A big [[poopyhead]] who constantly beats [[Shep]] in [[RTS]]es([[citation needed]]) ranging from [[Company of Heroes]] to [[Dawn of War]].


The only known defenses against being beaten at an RTS by Lonestar are:
The only known defenses against being beaten at an RTS by Lonestar are:

Revision as of 11:29, 7 November 2007

Shep's claim

A big poopyhead who constantly beats Shep in RTSes(citation needed) ranging from Company of Heroes to Dawn of War.

The only known defenses against being beaten at an RTS by Lonestar are:

1.) Be an Australian, and thus have terrible pings to worldwide servers.
2.) Be Seth (or play allied with Seth).
3.) Get incredibly lucky.

Notes

Lonestar signed on to the SDN message board in early '03. In real life, Lonestar served with pride (and occasional bitchin' and moaning) in the USN, followed by work in the IT sector.

AFD 2007

Lonestar was one of the major players in the infamous Great Mess Mess of 2007, to the degree of earning a Senate thread.

Affiliations

The Mess
Heavy Armour Brigade
Sheppard