Jess
Revision as of 01:08, 25 April 2008 by Zablorg (talk | contribs) (New page: thumb|sleeping is rly srs bsns. srsly Jess is the first of Zablorg's family pets. She is a greyhound. Because her legs got tired so easily, her breeders decided to keep...)
Jess is the first of Zablorg's family pets. She is a greyhound. Because her legs got tired so easily, her breeders decided to keep her as one of the farm's many "pet" dogs. When Zablorg's family indicated interest in owning a greyhound, they decided to let them have her, free of charge.
Jess appears to think that because she is highest in the dog hierarchy, she is allowed to sleep on the fucking couch. No matter how many times we loudly remind her that this is not the case, she doesn't seem to care.
She is reject descended from Token Prince, a fact which no-one except greyhound breeders cares about.