The English-to-Trektard Dictionary

Fanatical trektards speak a different language than the rest of society. To aid members of the general population who might be big enough gluttons for punishment to want to understand them, we present this helpful translation guide:

A

Affect: Completely obliterate everything within the stated radius.

B

Biased: Warsie who won't let me get away with my trektard bullshit

C

Capture: see ‘Affect’

D

Death Threat: any 100% fictional story written by a warsie that just happens to include bodily harm to one of the characters.

Destroy: completely vaporize due 100% to the energy of the impacting weapon, even if the target is known to contain components that are known to be highly explosive, and even if debris can clearly be seen flying away from the explosion.

Direct quoting: horrible misrepresentation

Discard evidence: show that the Trekkie’s assumptions regarding said evidence are bullshit.

F

Forget: Not reading the Trekkie’s responses to other posters.

I

Ignore: See 'forget'

Ignore Evidence and/or Canon: 1) Not make the same wanked assumptions about said evidence the Trektard would. 2) Not interpret a statement literally, even when said statement makes absolutely zero sense.

L

Legal threat: daring to mention to a trektard that their committing lible against one of their debate opponents might result in legal trouble in real life.

Lie: something only warsies do

N

Not focus on (a particular issue): not show any evidence regarding said issue at all

S

Stationary: a word used that does NOT imply that a starship is not actually moving.

U

Universal: selective quotations of a source. (Example: JMSpock attempts to use the half-dozen categories listed in the SW vs ST in Five Minutes [1] essay to prove Mike thinks the Empire has universal advantage over the Star Trek universe