Suicide

Suicide is the voluntary termination of one's own life by one's own hand.

Is attractive to:

• Emos
• Stereotypical Alien Predator-based Races - "I must atone for my failure, Lord Khorak, by committing suicide."
• Japanese (BANZAI! *commits seppku*)
• Jem'Hadar

Methods of Suicide

• Firearms (Preferred by Men)
• Sleeping Pills or Medicine (Preferred by Women)
• Sharp Implements such as knives, etc (remember to cut down the highway not across)
• Death by Cop (charge a cop with a knife; get shot)
• Trains (Jump onto subway tracks, or park your car on railroad tracks and wait for the hourly express).
• Machinery of any sort (balers, tree chippers, etc. Take a jump into one end, and come out the other end nicely ground or baled!)