Talk:Plastic Chef Neelix

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I've found a picture of Neelix that is so awful I dare not post it to this page. Neelix posing naked with food keeping him modest. Damn my eyes! --Isolder74 00:57, 1 February 2013 (EST)

  • "Share your pain, and gain strength from the sharing!" Actually, on second thought, don't do that. --Ted C 10:38, 1 February 2013 (EST)
    • You are so right no one should have to endure that. What are the long term side effects of pouring bleach on my brain? --Isolder74 20:40, 1 February 2013 (EST)

Voyager and pasta: Over the course of the show the most visibly used foodstuff used by Neelix is pasta. There can only be three solutions for where it comes from, the pasta was in crates in the cargo bay in a dry state(Plausible but not going to last more then a year at best), the pasta was hand-made(Plausible but a scary thought if it was Neelix) but begs the question of where the semolina flour came from, or replicated on demand. The last one starts to demand various questions about how much control Neelix has over the use of replicators for food use.

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