PRFYNAFBTFC

In 2008, a crack group forum sociopaths was sent to prison by a Senate Thread for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security locked thread to the Testing underground. Today, still wanted by the Senate, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Task Force Cuntpuncher.

The People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery Task Force Cuntpuncher (PRFYNAFBTFC for short) is an Armada of Trigger Happy, nuclear weapon toting miscreants that go about the high seas in search of plunder, booze, loose woman and shit to blow up. Led by Mr. Coffee.

History

It all started with a rather successful RAR! thread by Zor on the subject of giving every established non-banned member of SD.net's board population access to a fully stocked naval warship . Eventually some people decided to use this naval power to go about pillaging, which spawned an enduring fad despite the lockage of the thread.

Members and Vessels

Vessel type is determined by post count. 50 to 1,000 posts means the rank of Commander and a Halifax-class Frigate. 1,001 to 2,500 posts garners the rank of Captain and an Arleigh Burke-class Destroyer. 2,501 to 5,000 gives the sailor the choice of a Ticonderoga-class Cruiser or a Virginia-class Attack Submarine and the rank of Vice Admiral. Those above 5,000 posts are granted the rank of Admiral and can choose between a Kirov-class Cruiser, a Wasp-class LHD, or an Ohio-class Ballistic Missile Submarine. Members of the Senate are ranked as Fleet Admirals and have access to a Nimitz-class Aircraft Carrier. Some of the junior officers have opted to swap their Halifax Frigates for Sachsen-class Frigates.

Mr Coffee - MFS Mighty Penis - Arleigh Burke-class

MKSheppard - MFS Atomic Glutton - Nimitz-class Carrier SHEPMOD

General Zod - MFS Cornholio -

CaptainChewbacca - MFS Bitchslap - Ohio-class Submarine

Lord Pounder - MFS Dubious Us of the Worlds Resources - Kirov-class Cruiser

Shroom Man 777 - MFS RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II - Ohio-class Submarine

Chardok - MFS Coelacanthalong - Ohio-class Submarine

Crayz9000 - MFS Crack-Smoking Thetan Fucker -

Flagg - MFS Taintsmasher - Ticonderoga-class Cruiser

The Spartan - MFS Masturbating Walrus - Ticonderoga-class Cruiser

Havokeff - MFS Anus Pervasor - Virginia-class Submarine

Phantasee - MFS Infinite - Arleigh Burke-class

Civil War Man - MFS Devourer Of Worlds - Arleigh Burke-class

That NOS Guy - MFS Bumbling Hierophant - Arleigh Burke-class

Tim31 - MFS David Lee Roth - Arleigh Burke-class

Marius Roi - MFS Cosette - Arleigh Burke-class

Darth Lucifer - MFS Tinkerbell - Arleigh Burke-class

DarthShady - MFS Sarajevo Slut Slurper! - Arleigh Burke-class

Vehrec - MFS Darwinian Selection Mechanism(Sexual)- Halifax-class

Vicious - MFS Angry Wookiee - Halifax-class

Xess - MFS Ass Blaster - Halifax-class

JSF - MFS FHUCK JOO SHROOM! - Halifax-class

NoXion - MFS Cockslapping Cannon Fodder - Halifax-class

Coriolis - MFS Doom Panda - Halifax-class

Shinn Langley Soryu - MFS Yandere - Sachsen-class

Kodiak - MFS Frigate of Pizazz +2 v. Douchebags - Halifax-class

Joviwan - MFS Christy Fuck - Halifax-class

Scottish Ninja - MFS Robber Baron - Halifax-class

Beowulf - MFS Vae Victus - Makin Island-class (nuclear modified)

Links

• [1] The thread that started this clusterfuck, includes guide on what ship you get with your current postcount/position.