PRFYNAFBTFC
The People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery Task Force Cuntpuncher (PRFYNAFBTFC for short) is an Armada of Trigger Happy, nuclear weapon toting miscreants that go about the high seas in search of plunder, booze, loose woman and shit to blow up. Led by Mr. Coffee.
History
It all started with a rather successful RAR! thread by Zor on the subject of giving every established non-banned member of SD.net's board population access to a fully stocked naval warship . Eventually some people decided to use this naval power to go about pillaging, which spawned an enduring fad despite the lockage of the thread.
Members and Vessels
Vessel type is determined by post count. 50 to 1,000 posts means the rank of Commander and a Halifax-class Frigate. 1,001 to 2,500 posts garners the rank of Captain and an Arleigh Burke-class Destroyer. 2,501 to 5,000 gives the sailor the choice of a Ticonderoga-class Cruiser or a Virginia-class Attack Submarine and the rank of Vice Admiral. Those above 5,000 posts are granted the rank of Admiral and can choose between a Kirov-class Cruiser, a Wasp-class LHD, or an Ohio-class Ballistic Missile Submarine. Members of the Senate are ranked as Fleet Admirals and have access to a Nimitz-class Aircraft Carrier.
Mr Coffee - MFS Mighty Penis - Sachsen-class Frigate
MKSheppard - MFS Atomic Glutton - Nimitz-class Carrier SHEPMOD
General Zod - MFS Cornholio -
CaptainChewbacca - MFS Bitchslap -
Lord Pounder - MFS Dubious Us of the Worlds Resources -
Shroom Man 777 - MFS RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II - Ohio-class Submarine
Chardok - MFS Coelacanthalong -
Crayz9000 - MFS Crack-Smoking Thetan Fucker -
Havokeff - MFS Anus Pervasor - Virginia-class
Civil War Man - MFS Devourer Of Worlds - Arleigh Burke-class
The Spartan - MFS Masturbating Walrus - Arleigh Burke-class
That NOS Guy - MFS Bumbling Hierophant - Arleigh Burke-class
Marius Roi - MFS Cosette - Halifax-class
Vehrec - MFS Darwinian Selection Mechanism(Sexual)- Halifax-class
Tim31 - MFS Alec Guiness - Halifax-class
Vicious - MFS Angry Wookiee - Halifax-class
Xess - MFS Ass Blaster - Halifax-class
JSF - MFS FHUCK JOO SHROOM! - Halifax-class
NoXion - MFS Cockslapping Cannon Fodder - Halifax-class
Coriolis - MFS Doom Panda - Halifax-class
Shinn Langley Soryu - MFS Yandere - Halifax-class
Kodiak - MFS Frigate of Pizazz +2 v. Douchebags - Halifax-class
Joviwan - MFS Christy Fuck - Halifax-class
Scottish Ninja - MFS Robber Baron - Halifax-class
Links
- [1] The thread that started this clusterfuck, includes guide on what ship you get with your current postcount/position.