Angry Young Virgin Brigade

The AYVB or Angry Young Virgin Brigade is composed of lamer nerds who cannot shoplift any poon. They should not be confused with lame nerds who cannot shoplift any porn, as due to their AYVB status the closest they can get to sex is masturbating to porn.

Prominent Members

• Chitterling
• Schuyler Colfax
• DEATH
• Anarchist Bunny, since retired

Suspected Members

• Everyone who doesn't brag about sex.
• Everyone who brags excessively about sex.
• Anyone whom this xkcd strip pertains directly to.

Enemies

• Stark
• Einy
• Ace Pace