Neelix

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Neelix
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Race:

Talaxian

Affiliation:

his own selfish ass

Gender:

Male

Born:

unknown

Died:

unknown

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Neelix easily out-performs Wesley Crusher for the "Most hated character on Star Trek" award. He is so annoying, so obnoxious and so stupid, he makes Jar-Jar Binks look like Sean Connery in comparison.

History

The USS Voyager found this asshole in a debris field which he claimed was his own shortly after Voyager arrived in the Delta Quadrant, after which his acts of stupidity rapidly escalated.

  • One of his first acts was to lie to them so that they would help him rescue Kes[1].
  • He turned the ship's dining room into a galley without permission and appointed himself "chief morale officer".
  • He consistently disobeys direct orders from Voyager's officers, which once resulted in his lungs being stolen by Vidiians[2], but he still didn't learn from his stupidity.
  • He habitually bursts onto the bridge or into command staff meetings without authorization and for no purpose.
  • By pretending to have "survival skills" that didn't really exist, he got a crewmember killed.[3]

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