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TheMuffinKing's HAB sig on SDN. TMK is the regional commander in charge of chemical weapons and warfare and as such has supreme authority over every aspect of chemical warfare tactics employed by the HAB.

HAB Chemical Warfare Command (HABCWC), encompasses the use of chemical weapons in all aspects of the endless total war against the mecha hordes of the East. Everything from molecularized VX (for use against nano mechs), to global "bug fogger" bombardment strategies, to even PCPMethSpeedSteroid chewable lozenges have been developed by HABCWC's legions of chemists. Not a day goes by that new uses and new formulas are found for HAB applications throughout the multiverses.

Examples of these advances include:

HAB Objective Interim Super Happy Fun Gas Inventor: TheMuffinKing

HAB Chemical Weapon/Warfare command's newest gaseous agent. This vile concoction of agents initially stimulates the pleasure sensors of enemy brains causing mission distracting emissions from enemy genitals. However, this is only a secondary effect as the corrosive nature of this gas renders most filter based protective gear useless and thus transmuting the target to a pile of steaming goo.

Zyklon C Inventor: TheMuffinKing

As a byproduct of SuperhappyFungas production, this chemical performs admirably as a pesticide....and herbicide...and fungicide... basically this beast is an improvement over formula B in every respect. One must note that HAB Objective Lightweight Infantry Gas Canister Grenade (O.L.I.G.C.G.) have proven to be an excellent delivery vehicle for this weapon.