OmegaGuy
Description
OmegaGuy is the antithesis of all that is funny in the world, and must be stopped at all costs. His crimes against humanity mostly involve the pseudorandom compilation of obscure and/or oblique references to existing memes and jokes in a manner which negates any possible inherent humor of the source material. Major offenses include staplers and Khan.
Mortal Enemies
Anyone who's ever seen, heard, or generally knows about OmegaGuy.