The English-to-Trektard Dictionary

Fanatical trektards speak a different language than the rest of society. So to aid members of the general population who might be enough of a sadomasochist to want to understand them, we present this helpful translation Guide

A

Affect: Completely obliterate everything within the stated radius.

B

Biased: Warsie who won't let me get away with my trektard bullshit

C

Capture: see ‘Affect’

D

Destroy: completely vaporize due 100% to the energy of the impacting weapon, even if the target is known to contain components that are known to be highly explosive, and even if debris can clearly be seen flying away from the explosion.

Direct quoting: horrible misrepresentation

Discard evidence: show that the Trekkie’s assumptions regarding said evidence are bullshit.

F

Forget: Not reading the Trekkie’s responses to other posters.

I

Ignore: See 'forget'

Ignore Evidence and/or Canon: 1) Not make the same wanked assumptions about said evidence the Trektard would. 2) Not interpret a statement literally, even when said statement makes absolutely zero sense.

N

not focus on (a particular issue): not show any evidence regarding said issue at all

enemy is no longer firing: completely exterminated the gunnery crew.

U

universal: selective quotations of a source. (Example: JMSpock attempts to use the half-dozen categories listed in the SW vs ST in Five Minutes [1] essay to prove Mike thinks the Empire has universal advantage over the Star Trek universe