User:General Zod
About Zod
Likes: Dominating planets and countries, killing random bystanders for amusement. Dislikes: Kal-El, Kryptonite, Lex Luthor, Dog-curtains. Hobbies: Using Chuck Norris as a punching bag. H4xx1ng Faux News. Associations: BotM (Citation Needed), HAB (Citation needed). Goals: Total domination of Planet Houston. Once that pesky Kal-El is out of the way.
About this Article
This articles does not absolutely suck balls. You can (maybe) suggest ways to improve it. Perhaps even live after the suggestion as your overlord's whims dictate.
Did you know. . .
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.
Longcat is long.
Dog curtains give you a +8 against hackers on steroids.
In Soviet Russia, Mudkips liek you!