Difference between revisions of "Suicide"

Revision as of 22:34, 15 November 2007

Suicide is the voluntary termination of one's own life by one's own hand.

Is attractive to:

Emos
Stereotypical Alien Predator-based Races - "I must atone for my failure, Lord Khorak, by committing suicide."
Japanese (BANZAI! *commits seppku*)
Jem'Hadar
Islamic Fanatics

Airliners (Preferred by Cowards)
Firearms (Preferred by Men)
Sleeping Pills or Medicine (Preferred by Women)
Sharp Implements such as knives, etc (remember to cut down the tracks, not across the street)
Death by Cop (charge a cop with a knife; get shot)
Trains (Jump onto subway tracks, or park your car on railroad tracks and wait for the hourly express).
Machinery of any sort (balers, tree chippers, etc. Take a jump into one end, and come out the other end nicely ground or baled!)
Carbon monoxide via automobile exhaust(preferred by the lazy)
Jumping from high places (preferred by the X-TREME!)

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 *Firearms (Preferred by Men)
 *Sleeping Pills or Medicine (Preferred by Women)
-*Sharp Implements such as knives, etc (remember to cut down the highway not across)
+*Sharp Implements such as knives, etc (remember to cut down the tracks, not across the street)
 *Death by Cop (charge a cop with a knife; get shot)
 *Trains (Jump onto subway tracks, or park your car on railroad tracks and wait for the hourly express).
 *Machinery of any sort (balers, tree chippers, etc. Take a jump into one end, and come out the other end nicely ground or baled!)
+*Carbon monoxide via automobile exhaust(preferred by the lazy)
+*Jumping from high places (preferred by the X-TREME!)