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The ''[[USS Voyager]]'' found this asshole in a debris field which he claimed was his own shortly after ''Voyager'' arrived in the [[Delta Quadrant]], after which his acts of [[stupidity]] rapidly escalated. | The ''[[USS Voyager]]'' found this asshole in a debris field which he claimed was his own shortly after ''Voyager'' arrived in the [[Delta Quadrant]], after which his acts of [[stupidity]] rapidly escalated. | ||
* One of his first acts was to lie to them so that they would help him rescue [[Kes]]<ref>[http://sfdebris.com/voyager/e802.asp VOY "Caretaker pt 2"]</ref> | * One of his first acts was to lie to them so that they would help him rescue [[Kes]].<ref>[http://sfdebris.com/voyager/e802.asp VOY "Caretaker pt 2"]</ref> | ||
* He thinks that owning a ship that amounts to a shuttlecraft compared to ''Voyager'' qualifies himself to be an officer. | * He thinks that owning a ship that amounts to a shuttlecraft compared to ''Voyager'' qualifies himself to be an officer.<ref>[[VOY]] "Parallax"</ref> | ||
* He turned the ship's dining room into a galley without permission and appointed himself "chief morale officer". | * He turned the ship's dining room into a galley without permission and appointed himself "chief morale officer". | ||
* He consistently disobeyed direct orders from ''Voyager's'' officers, which once resulted in his lungs being stolen by [[Vidiian]]s<ref>[http://sfdebris.com/voyager/video/v805.asp VOY "Phage"]</ref>, but he still didn't learn from his stupidity. | * He consistently disobeyed direct orders from ''Voyager's'' officers, which once resulted in his lungs being stolen by [[Vidiian]]s<ref>[http://sfdebris.com/voyager/video/v805.asp VOY "Phage"]</ref>, but he still didn't learn from his stupidity. | ||
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Neelix out-performs Wesley Crusher for the "Most hated character on Star Trek" award. Wesley was an annoying know-it-all, but at least he really did know what he was talking about. Neelix claims to be knowledgeable about many things, but events inevitably prove him to be a lying jackass. He is so obnoxious and so stupid, he makes Jar-Jar Binks look like Sean Connery in comparison.
History
The USS Voyager found this asshole in a debris field which he claimed was his own shortly after Voyager arrived in the Delta Quadrant, after which his acts of stupidity rapidly escalated.
- One of his first acts was to lie to them so that they would help him rescue Kes.[1]
- He thinks that owning a ship that amounts to a shuttlecraft compared to Voyager qualifies himself to be an officer.[2]
- He turned the ship's dining room into a galley without permission and appointed himself "chief morale officer".
- He consistently disobeyed direct orders from Voyager's officers, which once resulted in his lungs being stolen by Vidiians[3], but he still didn't learn from his stupidity.
- He habitually burst onto the bridge or into command staff meetings without authorization and for no purpose.
- By pretending to have "survival skills" that didn't really exist, he got a crewmember killed. In fact the thing that got the crewmember killed was by having him do something, collect bones, that would have no actual benefit. [4] When collecting food claims that an apple-like fruit is poisonous without providing any real evidence, something a tricorder should be able to at least confirm. Has no problem with some mushrooms however, something much more likely to actually be potentially poisonous if not identified correctly.[1] The only reason Seska's mushroom soup didn't kill Chakotay is probably dumb luck. [5]
- Has no concept of the Buddy System. He constantly wanders off on his own[6] and leaves others by themselves.[7] This usually results in his needing rescue.[8]
- Complains about safety equipment "takes the fun" out of rock climbing only to moments later fall and nearly get both himself and Torres killed. [9]
- In point of fact if he claims any skill you can rest assured that as the episode plays out he with prove the exact opposite to be the case.