The English-to-Trektard Dictionary

Fanatical trektards speak a different language than the rest of society. To aid members of the general population who might be big enough gluttons for punishment to want to understand them, we present this helpful translation guide:

A

Affect

Completely obliterate everything within the stated radius.

B

Biased

Warsie who won't let me get away with my trektard bullshit

C

Capture

see ‘Affect’

Collapsing buildings

all thats needed for a BDZ to turn a planet's surface to slag.

D

Death Threat

any 100% fictional story written by a warsie that includes bodily harm to one or more of the characters even if none of them actually die

Destroy

completely vaporize due 100% to the energy of the impacting weapon, even if the target is known to contain components that are known to be highly explosive, and even if debris can clearly be seen flying away from the explosion.

Direct quoting

horrible misrepresentation

Discard evidence

show that the Trekkie’s assumptions regarding said evidence are bullshit.

E

Education

1. Time served.
2. Something that can be acquired through google searching
3. Something not applicable/needed for debate

Enemy is no longer firing

enemy gunnery crew has been completely exterminated .

F

Forget

Not reading the Trekkie’s responses to other posters.

I

Ignore

See 'forget'

Ignore Evidence and/or Canon

1. Not make the same wanked assumptions about said evidence the Trektard would.
2. Not interpret a statement literally, even when said statement makes absolutely zero sense.

Invasion

Ten or fewer members of a rival board of thousands come to embarrass me on my cum-covered VS thread. Even if some of them are regular members.

L

Legal threat

daring to mention to a trektard that their committing libel against one of their debate opponents might result in legal trouble in real life.

Lie

something only warsies do

N

Not focus on (a particular issue)

not show any evidence regarding said issue at all

S

Stationary

a word used that does NOT imply that a starship is not actually moving.

Suckered

grow up, face reality and get an education

U

Universal

selective quotations of a source. (Example: JMSpock attempts to use the half-dozen categories listed in the "SW vs ST in Five Minutes" essay to prove Mike thinks the Empire has universal advantage over the Star Trek universe

V

Variable

so thoroughly consistent that a reliable time estimate can be generated