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*Emos | *Emos | ||
*Stereotypical Alien Predator-based Races - I must atone for my failure, Lord Khorak, by committing suicide. | |||
*Japanese (BANZAI! *commits seppku*) | |||
*[[Jem-Hadar]] | |||
==Methods of Suicide== | ==Methods of Suicide== | ||
Revision as of 22:16, 15 November 2007
Suicide is the voluntary termination of one's own life by one's own hand.
Is attractive to:
- Emos
- Stereotypical Alien Predator-based Races - I must atone for my failure, Lord Khorak, by committing suicide.
- Japanese (BANZAI! *commits seppku*)
- Jem-Hadar
Methods of Suicide
- Firearms (Preferred by Men)
- Sleeping Pills or Medicine (Preferred by Women)
- Sharp Implements such as knives, etc (remember to cut down the highway not across)
- Death by Cop (charge a cop with a knife; get shot)
- Trains (Jump onto subway tracks, or park your car on railroad tracks and wait for the hourly express).
- Machinery of any sort (balers, tree chippers, etc. Take a jump into one end, and come out the other end nicely ground or baled!)