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''In 2008, a crack group forum sociopaths was sent to prison by a Senate Thread for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security locked thread to the Testing underground. Today, still wanted by the Senate, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Task Force Cuntpuncher.'' | |||
The '''People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery Task Force Cuntpuncher''' ('''PRFYNAFBTFC''' for short) is an Armada of Trigger Happy, nuclear weapon toting miscreants that go about the high seas in search of plunder, booze, loose woman and shit to blow up. Led by [[Mr. Coffee]]. | The '''People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery Task Force Cuntpuncher''' ('''PRFYNAFBTFC''' for short) is an Armada of Trigger Happy, nuclear weapon toting miscreants that go about the high seas in search of plunder, booze, loose woman and shit to blow up. Led by [[Mr. Coffee]]. | ||
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Vessel type is determined by post count. 50 to 1,000 posts means the rank of Commander and a ''Halifax''-class Frigate. 1,001 to 2,500 posts garners the rank of Captain and an ''Arleigh Burke''-class Destroyer. 2,501 to 5,000 gives the sailor the choice of a ''Ticonderoga''-class Cruiser or a ''Virginia''-class Attack Submarine and the rank of Vice Admiral. Those above 5,000 posts are granted the rank of Admiral and can choose between a ''Kirov''-class Cruiser, a ''Wasp''-class LHD, or an ''Ohio''-class Ballistic Missile Submarine. Members of the Senate are ranked as Fleet Admirals and have access to a ''Nimitz''-class Aircraft Carrier. Some of the junior officers have opted to swap their ''Halifax'' Frigates for Sachsen-class Frigates. | Vessel type is determined by post count. 50 to 1,000 posts means the rank of Commander and a ''Halifax''-class Frigate. 1,001 to 2,500 posts garners the rank of Captain and an ''Arleigh Burke''-class Destroyer. 2,501 to 5,000 gives the sailor the choice of a ''Ticonderoga''-class Cruiser or a ''Virginia''-class Attack Submarine and the rank of Vice Admiral. Those above 5,000 posts are granted the rank of Admiral and can choose between a ''Kirov''-class Cruiser, a ''Wasp''-class LHD, or an ''Ohio''-class Ballistic Missile Submarine. Members of the Senate are ranked as Fleet Admirals and have access to a ''Nimitz''-class Aircraft Carrier. Some of the junior officers have opted to swap their ''Halifax'' Frigates for Sachsen-class Frigates. | ||
'''Mr Coffee''' - MFS ''Mighty Penis'' - '' | '''Mr Coffee''' - MFS ''Mighty Penis'' - ''Arleigh Burke''-class | ||
'''MKSheppard''' - MFS ''Atomic Glutton'' - ''Nimitz''-class Carrier SHEPMOD | '''MKSheppard''' - MFS ''Atomic Glutton'' - ''Nimitz''-class Carrier SHEPMOD | ||
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'''CaptainChewbacca''' - MFS ''Bitchslap'' - ''Ohio''-class Submarine | '''CaptainChewbacca''' - MFS ''Bitchslap'' - ''Ohio''-class Submarine | ||
''' | '''Weemadando''' - MFS ''Trained Professionals'' - ''Wasp''-class LHD | ||
'''Shroom Man 777''' - MFS ''RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II'' - ''Ohio''-class Submarine | '''Shroom Man 777''' - MFS ''RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II'' - ''Ohio''-class Submarine | ||
'''Cpl Kendall''' - MFS ''Countdown to Liquor Day'' - ''Wasp''-class LHD | |||
'''Stofsk''' - MFS ''THE PENETRATOR'' -''Seawolf''-class Submarine | |||
'''Lord Pounder''' - MFS ''Dubious Use of the World's Resources'' - ''Kirov''-class Cruiser | |||
'''Chardok''' - MFS ''Coelacanthalong'' - ''Ohio''-class Submarine | '''Chardok''' - MFS ''Coelacanthalong'' - ''Ohio''-class Submarine | ||
'''Havokeff''' - MFS ''Anus Pervasor II'' - ''Wasp''-class LHD | |||
'''Crayz9000''' - MFS ''Crack-Smoking Thetan Fucker'' - | '''Crayz9000''' - MFS ''Crack-Smoking Thetan Fucker'' - | ||
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'''Flagg''' - MFS ''Taintsmasher'' - ''Ticonderoga''-class Cruiser | '''Flagg''' - MFS ''Taintsmasher'' - ''Ticonderoga''-class Cruiser | ||
''' | '''The Spartan''' - MFS ''Masturbating Walrus'' - ''Ticonderoga''-class Cruiser | ||
'''Phantasee''' - MFS ''Infinite II'' - ''Ticonderoga''-class | |||
'''Tim31''' - MFS ''Sammy Hagar'' - ''Ticonderoga''-class | |||
'''Civil War Man''' - MFS ''Devourer Of Worlds'' - ''Arleigh Burke''-class | '''Civil War Man''' - MFS ''Devourer Of Worlds'' - ''Arleigh Burke''-class | ||
''' | '''That NOS Guy''' - MFS ''Bumbling Hierophant'' - ''Arleigh Burke''-class | ||
'''Marius Roi''' - MFS ''Cosette'' - ''Arleigh Burke''-class | |||
''' | '''Darth Lucifer''' - MFS ''Tinkerbell'' - ''Arleigh Burke''-class | ||
''' | '''DarthShady''' - MFS ''Sarajevo Slut Slurper!'' - ''Arleigh Burke''-class | ||
'''Vehrec''' - MFS ''Darwinian Selection Mechanism(Sexual)''- ''Halifax''-class | '''Vehrec''' - MFS ''Darwinian Selection Mechanism(Sexual)''- ''Halifax''-class | ||
'''Vicious''' - MFS ''Angry Wookiee'' - ''Halifax''-class | '''Vicious''' - MFS ''Angry Wookiee'' - ''Halifax''-class | ||
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'''Scottish Ninja''' - MFS ''Robber Baron'' - ''Halifax''-class | '''Scottish Ninja''' - MFS ''Robber Baron'' - ''Halifax''-class | ||
'''Beowulf''' - MFS ''Vae Victus'' - ''Makin Island''-class (nuclear modified) | |||
'''Surlethe''' - MFS ''Fucks Gratia Fuckis'' - ''Nimitz''-class (modified) | |||
== Links == | == Links == | ||
Latest revision as of 03:04, 12 September 2009
In 2008, a crack group forum sociopaths was sent to prison by a Senate Thread for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security locked thread to the Testing underground. Today, still wanted by the Senate, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... Task Force Cuntpuncher.
The People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery Task Force Cuntpuncher (PRFYNAFBTFC for short) is an Armada of Trigger Happy, nuclear weapon toting miscreants that go about the high seas in search of plunder, booze, loose woman and shit to blow up. Led by Mr. Coffee.
History
It all started with a rather successful RAR! thread by Zor on the subject of giving every established non-banned member of SD.net's board population access to a fully stocked naval warship . Eventually some people decided to use this naval power to go about pillaging, which spawned an enduring fad despite the lockage of the thread.
Members and Vessels
Vessel type is determined by post count. 50 to 1,000 posts means the rank of Commander and a Halifax-class Frigate. 1,001 to 2,500 posts garners the rank of Captain and an Arleigh Burke-class Destroyer. 2,501 to 5,000 gives the sailor the choice of a Ticonderoga-class Cruiser or a Virginia-class Attack Submarine and the rank of Vice Admiral. Those above 5,000 posts are granted the rank of Admiral and can choose between a Kirov-class Cruiser, a Wasp-class LHD, or an Ohio-class Ballistic Missile Submarine. Members of the Senate are ranked as Fleet Admirals and have access to a Nimitz-class Aircraft Carrier. Some of the junior officers have opted to swap their Halifax Frigates for Sachsen-class Frigates.
Mr Coffee - MFS Mighty Penis - Arleigh Burke-class
MKSheppard - MFS Atomic Glutton - Nimitz-class Carrier SHEPMOD
General Zod - MFS Cornholio -
CaptainChewbacca - MFS Bitchslap - Ohio-class Submarine
Weemadando - MFS Trained Professionals - Wasp-class LHD
Shroom Man 777 - MFS RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II - Ohio-class Submarine
Cpl Kendall - MFS Countdown to Liquor Day - Wasp-class LHD
Stofsk - MFS THE PENETRATOR -Seawolf-class Submarine
Lord Pounder - MFS Dubious Use of the World's Resources - Kirov-class Cruiser
Chardok - MFS Coelacanthalong - Ohio-class Submarine
Havokeff - MFS Anus Pervasor II - Wasp-class LHD
Crayz9000 - MFS Crack-Smoking Thetan Fucker -
Flagg - MFS Taintsmasher - Ticonderoga-class Cruiser
The Spartan - MFS Masturbating Walrus - Ticonderoga-class Cruiser
Phantasee - MFS Infinite II - Ticonderoga-class
Tim31 - MFS Sammy Hagar - Ticonderoga-class
Civil War Man - MFS Devourer Of Worlds - Arleigh Burke-class
That NOS Guy - MFS Bumbling Hierophant - Arleigh Burke-class
Marius Roi - MFS Cosette - Arleigh Burke-class
Darth Lucifer - MFS Tinkerbell - Arleigh Burke-class
DarthShady - MFS Sarajevo Slut Slurper! - Arleigh Burke-class
Vehrec - MFS Darwinian Selection Mechanism(Sexual)- Halifax-class
Vicious - MFS Angry Wookiee - Halifax-class
Xess - MFS Ass Blaster - Halifax-class
JSF - MFS FHUCK JOO SHROOM! - Halifax-class
NoXion - MFS Cockslapping Cannon Fodder - Halifax-class
Coriolis - MFS Doom Panda - Halifax-class
Shinn Langley Soryu - MFS Yandere - Sachsen-class
Kodiak - MFS Frigate of Pizazz +2 v. Douchebags - Halifax-class
Joviwan - MFS Christy Fuck - Halifax-class
Scottish Ninja - MFS Robber Baron - Halifax-class
Beowulf - MFS Vae Victus - Makin Island-class (nuclear modified)
Surlethe - MFS Fucks Gratia Fuckis - Nimitz-class (modified)
Links
- [1] The thread that started this clusterfuck, includes guide on what ship you get with your current postcount/position.