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'''Scientology''' is an absurd religion invented by L. Ron Hubbard. Major tenets of the religion include the following: | '''Scientology''' is an absurd religion invented by [[science fiction]] author L. Ron Hubbard. Major tenets of the religion include the following: | ||
* Humans are the physical embodiment of god-like spiritual entities called "thetans". | * Humans are the physical embodiment of god-like spiritual entities called "thetans". | ||
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* Undesirable engrams can be removed via a process called "auditing". | * Undesirable engrams can be removed via a process called "auditing". | ||
* Auditing costs a lot of money, which must be paid to the Church of Scientology. | * Auditing costs a lot of money, which must be paid to the Church of Scientology. | ||
* Psychiatrists are evil. | |||
Individuals who have been audited enough to remove many engrams learn that Earth's thetans retain a lot of engrams from past lives as space aliens captured and executed by the evil galactic dictator, Xenu. | Individuals who have been audited enough to remove many engrams (becoming "clear") learn that Earth's thetans retain a lot of engrams from past lives as space aliens captured and executed by the evil galactic dictator, Xenu. | ||
[[Category: Stupidity]] | [[Category: Stupidity]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:12, 24 November 2010
Scientology is an absurd religion invented by science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard. Major tenets of the religion include the following:
- Humans are the physical embodiment of god-like spiritual entities called "thetans".
- Thetans are kept from their true potential by materialistic thoughts and memories known as "engrams".
- Undesirable engrams can be removed via a process called "auditing".
- Auditing costs a lot of money, which must be paid to the Church of Scientology.
- Psychiatrists are evil.
Individuals who have been audited enough to remove many engrams (becoming "clear") learn that Earth's thetans retain a lot of engrams from past lives as space aliens captured and executed by the evil galactic dictator, Xenu.