The English-to-Trektard Dictionary

Fanatical Trektards speak a different language than the rest of society. To aid members of the general population who might be big enough gluttons for punishment to want to understand them, we present this helpful translation guide:

A

Affect

Completely obliterate everything within the stated radius.

Assumption

anything the Trekkie feels like pulling out of his ass and should be treated as if it were canon.

B

Biased

Warsie who won't let me get away with my trektard bullshit

C

Capture

see ‘Affect’

Censorship

daring to enforce the forum rules of SD.net. The trektard posts stupid, unsupported claims, commits numerous other rule violations and subsequently gets banned. He then whines on any other forum that will tolerate him about how SD.net won't tolerate his "alternative non-pro-wars" views

Collapsing buildings

all thats needed for a BDZ to turn a city covered planet's surface to slag

Consulting experts

trekkie busy removing the warsie's boot from said trekkie's ass.

D

Death Threat

any 100% fictional story written by a warsie that includes bodily harm to one or more of the characters even if none of them actually die

Destroy

completely vaporize due 100% to the energy of the impacting weapon, even if the target is known to contain components that are known to be highly explosive, and even if debris can clearly be seen flying away from the explosion.

Details

something that can be completely ommited if doing so helps the Trektard's argument/not doing so blows said argument out of the water. However, if a warsie leaves out the slightest bit of information when quoting, even if it has no bearing on the topic being discussed, its a delibrate lie.

Discard evidence

show that the Trekkie’s assumptions regarding said evidence are bullshit.

E

Education

1. Time served.
2. Something that can be acquired through google searching
3. Something not applicable/needed for debate

Emotional investment

being proud of one's academic accomplishments when the trektard things one should be ashamed of them and hide them under a rock, rather than using them to show just how far above the trekkie he is.

Enemy is no longer firing

enemy gunnery crew has been completely exterminated .

Evidence

Something that does not matter in a debate about things based in fiction.

Explanation

Any idea that weakens Star Wars technology levels but which doesn't actually explain anything. When actually examined, is clearly a bunch of nonsense

F

Forget

Not reading the Trekkie’s responses to other posters.

I

Ignore

See 'forget'

Ignore Evidence and/or Canon

1. Not make the same wanked assumptions about said evidence the Trektard would.
2. Not interpret a statement literally, even when said statement makes absolutely zero sense.

Invasion

Ten or fewer members of a rival board of thousands come to embarrass me on my cum-covered VS thread. Even if some of them are regular members.

L

Legal threat

daring to mention to a trektard that their committing libel against one of their debate opponents might result in legal trouble in real life.

Lie

something only warsies do

M

Metaphor

something that should be interpreted literally

Misrepresentation

direct quoting

Molten Slag

almost melted planetary surface

N

Not focus on (a particular issue)

not show any evidence regarding said issue at all

O

Override canon

not mention at all. (note, in SW, there is a hierarchy to deal with explicit contradictions in canon material. Many trektards (Andrew Joshua Talon, Husker (DM) Jay) try and claim this applies to topics the higher canon is completely silent on. In other words, if the C- or S- canon mentions a particular capability and the films say nothing about it, the Trektards interpret said silence as a contradiction.)

P

Persecution

1. Arguing against a Trektard. Refuting the trektard's arguments
2. Using public information easily available about the Trektard, no matter how harmless

Planetary Shield

a weapon and therefore something Alderaan did not have because of Leia's statement that her home planet didn't have any weapons.

Premise

groundless assumption

R

Refute (as in an argument or piece of official SW literature)

the Trekkie doesn't like it but can't logically show it wrong.

S

Stationary

does NOT imply that a starship is not actually moving.

Suckered

grow up, face reality and get an education; to let go of the wishful thinking of ignorance

Suspension of disbelief

the warsie thinks Star Wars actually is real. Note that Trektards making such accusations are often the same people running around claiming Star Trek is completely realistic and predicted and/or is responsible for technological innovations like cell phones.

U

Universal

selective quotations of a source. (Example: JMSpock attempts to use the half-dozen categories listed in the "SW vs ST in Five Minutes" essay to prove Mike thinks the Empire has universal advantage over the Star Trek universe

V

Variable

so thoroughly consistent that a reliable time estimate can be generated