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Is attractive to: | Is attractive to: | ||
*Emos | *Emos | ||
*Stereotypical Alien Predator-based Races - I must atone for my failure, Lord Khorak, by committing suicide. | *Stereotypical Alien Predator-based Races - "I must atone for my failure, Lord Khorak, by committing suicide." | ||
*Japanese (BANZAI! *commits seppku*) | *Japanese (BANZAI! *commits seppku*) | ||
*[[Jem | *[[Jem'Hadar]] | ||
*Fanatical Terrorists | |||
==Methods of Suicide== | ==Methods of Suicide== | ||
* | *Airliners (Preferred by Cowards) | ||
*[[Firearm]]s (Preferred by Men) | |||
*Sleeping Pills or Medicine (Preferred by Women) | *Sleeping Pills or Medicine (Preferred by Women) | ||
*Sharp Implements such as knives, etc (remember to cut down the | *Sharp Implements such as knives, etc (remember to cut down the tracks, not across the street) | ||
*Death by Cop (charge a cop with a knife; get shot) | *Death by Cop (charge a cop with a knife; get shot) | ||
*Trains (Jump onto subway tracks, or park your car on railroad tracks and wait for the hourly express). | *Trains (Jump onto subway tracks, or park your car on railroad tracks and wait for the hourly express). | ||
*Machinery of any sort (balers, tree chippers, etc. Take a jump into one end, and come out the other end nicely ground or baled!) | *Machinery of any sort (balers, tree chippers, etc. Take a jump into one end, and come out the other end nicely ground or baled!) | ||
*Carbon monoxide via automobile exhaust(preferred by the lazy) | |||
*Jumping from high places (preferred by the X-TREME!) | |||
[[Category: Stupidity]] | |||
Latest revision as of 14:37, 22 March 2013
Suicide is the voluntary termination of one's own life by one's own hand.
Is attractive to:
- Emos
- Stereotypical Alien Predator-based Races - "I must atone for my failure, Lord Khorak, by committing suicide."
- Japanese (BANZAI! *commits seppku*)
- Jem'Hadar
- Fanatical Terrorists
Methods of Suicide
- Airliners (Preferred by Cowards)
- Firearms (Preferred by Men)
- Sleeping Pills or Medicine (Preferred by Women)
- Sharp Implements such as knives, etc (remember to cut down the tracks, not across the street)
- Death by Cop (charge a cop with a knife; get shot)
- Trains (Jump onto subway tracks, or park your car on railroad tracks and wait for the hourly express).
- Machinery of any sort (balers, tree chippers, etc. Take a jump into one end, and come out the other end nicely ground or baled!)
- Carbon monoxide via automobile exhaust(preferred by the lazy)
- Jumping from high places (preferred by the X-TREME!)