The Soviet Declaration
of War On The Dominate of Drakia
24 May 1940
This note is being relayed through the American diplomatic
service as our countries have no diplomatic relations following the
various events of 1936. Any reply to our missive may be relayed back
through the same route.
The Union of Soviet Socialist
Republics is founded upon the ideal of human equality and the desire
to eradicate all economic and social oppression wherever they are
found, it must be said that in as much as possible we have always
endeavoured to live in peace with our neighbours and reach affable
and mutually beneficial arrangements as we have with Romania, Poland,
Latvia, Lithuania, Estland, Finland & Mongolia. Such arrangements
have always been made due to a clear understanding of mutual benefit,
a clear sense of mutual trust, and the fact that all the mentioned
nations are agreed upon the ideas and ideals of western civilization.
In truth no such arrangement has ever been made between the
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics and the Domination of the Draka,
primarily because the USSR celebrates the human spirit and seeks to
liberate workers worldwide and raise the standard of living for
everyone; whereas the Domination of the Draka seek to bind the world
to the bleached bones of the past, crush the working classes and
place a yoke around their necks. In short the USSR and the Domination
of the Draka are founded upon entirely opposite ideas.
Here
there is no room for serious disagreement, both the Union of Soviet
Socialist Republics and the Domination of the Draka will no doubt
agree that our two nations are created with entirely different ideas
and ideals. Further it is by now clear, as indeed it has been clear
to the leadership of our two nations for the longest time, and the
Domination of the Draka cannot exist peacefully with any other
nation; such a co-existance will always be a threat to the Domination
as it will give their oppressed serfs a place to escape.
The
Domination of the Draka have commenced their largest attack yet on 22
May 1940, this attack, which as usual was preceded by no formal
warning or declaration of war, was accompanied by the most base and
brutal depravities. In the opinion of the President of the Soviet
Union this constituted an act of war, and the matter was placed
before the Politburo which unanimously voted in favour. It was
further placed before an extra-ordinary meeting of the Supreme Soviet
which also voted unanimously in favour. The Great Soviet Nation is of
one heart and one soul on this matter.
This constituting the
formal declaration of war and let it be known that the Union of
Soviet Socialist Republics considers itself to have been at war with
the Domination of the Draka from the time of the Drakan invasion on
22 May 1940.
Your system of government and your entire
culture is an abomination, we hereby issue our demand for your
unconditional surrender and total capitulation, and give our promise
that though those guilty of crimes against humanity will be harshly
punished after a due trial, we shall spare the lives of the rest of
your race. If you do not surrender the devastation and suffering that
you will endure will be entirely on your own heads.
You
wished this war, now you have it, by the will of the Soviet People
this is to be a Total War fought to the time of the destruction of
the Domination of the Draka.
Signed
Ivan Krasnov
President of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
Alexander
Shlyapnikov
Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Union of Soviet
Socialist Republics
Mikhail Kalinin
Chairman of the
Presidium of the Supreme Soviet
[Handwritten note]
Like
it or not History is on our side, we will bury you.